This is insane!! Men, see what your immediate Exes do.
While some of the ladies may be pleased to see an unproductive relationship take its last gasp, many feel the acute pain and never want to acknowledge its course for not only has a partner been lost but the assumptions and beliefs about the future of a relationship being lost as well. Here are some of the insane stuffs that ladies do after heartbreak.
Ojiambo Kevin 1. Stops shaving
This is a feminist battle cry against being forced to shave all hair from their bodies to please evil, life sucking men and since all the recently heartbroken women know, who the hell cares if your legs are so hairy that catch on your sheets like a wire brush when you get into bed? We’re single bitches!
2. Gets drunk
Hey, I mean throw up, pass out, take off her panties in public because she foolishly wore the lacy black ones that itch, drunk, of course with much wise and depressing man hating advice of how ‘men are dogs’ yet she was the one posting doggy filters on snap chat and Instagram, come on, what do you expect? This can be a one night thing or a self-destructive phase depending on the girl and the severity of the break up
3. Tell how bad he was in bed
Hey guys, remember that one time with your ex-girlfriend when you farted during climax and she pretended not to hear it? Or that one time she had been on her period for like six months and she got mad at you for looking at lesbian porn so when you finally did get to sleep with her, you climaxed in approximately thirty seconds? Well, now all your mutual friends know about them too. Almighty help if your weenie is average or the thirty second thing happened more than once, ha-ha actually never mind, she’s gonna tell everyone you’ve got a small phallus anyway.
4. Stalker
In a world of constant social media contact, this one is pretty obvious and is totally self-destructive. It’s like you’ve got a piece of food stuck in your teeth and your tongue won’t leave that mother f*er alone; you can’t help but type in that name (after having self-righteously ‘unfriended’ him) and flip through however many pictures his privacy settings allow the hunt down every comment he’s made on your mutual friend’s post. And God help him if he speaks to even one of your close female friends on that hellacious website or gets a new girlfriend before you get a new boyfriend. Lord has mercy on that woman’s soul.
